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Tuesday, May 27, 2008

BAKAR

What is BAKAR?


Thats what you might ask when you will hear this word?

For some its another word for meaningless gossip.

For some its something what you do with friends in your free time during a cup of tea/coffee.

And for the rest of the unfortunate lot, they might not have even heard of this word.


However there is a group of 9 individuals from NIT Durgapur, batch '06, for whom the word BAKAR means religion.

Infact its more than religion.

What do you normally do when you reach office?

Start working/drink coffee/go to your collegues seat?


This group of 9 people do only one thing. They open their mailbox and check for any bakar mails. If there is one, they will respond to it. Else they will start the proceedings for that day. And we do it without fail each and every day.

This group have created a special party for BAKAR. Its called All India Bakar Party (AIBP).

Let me now introduce you to the members of AIBP:


1. Rajat Mahajan : The most prolific BAKAR of all times. His capacity to bug other members of AIBP is commendable. Is now in IIM, Ahmedabad trying to do his masters in the field of bugging people to death.


2. Pulkit Mittal : Probably the originator of BAKAR. He has the ability of coming up with new ideas every morning. Has recently started 'The Bakar Patrika'.


3. Amit Aggarwal : Gives Rajat a tough competition for the most bakar mails. His comments will sometimes make you laugh out so loud that your collegues will think you are crazy.

4. Sarang Shahane : He has only one target while writing his mails. To pick up a fight with another fellow Bakar "Baksi".

5.Santosh Baksi : His mails are truly special. They can only be understood by him. Understanding the language that he uses or his spellings are really out of scope of any other human being. He also has a special liking for cement.

6. Manish Srivastava : He is the 'Neta' of AIBP. He tries to motivate other members by his highly 'imaginative' mails. He is probably the biggest user of the cement created by Baksi.

7. Anup Dangui : He used to be the initiator of Bakar in its early days. He used to start Bakar by his lively Good Morning mails. His mails are very rare nowadays though.

8. Abhijit Mehta : The 'hmmmmm Man'. Wondering what that is? That is his reaction to any mails put to him. His answer to any question that is asked to him. He becomes active in spurts. But when he is active no one else can compete.

9. Trideep Basu : Finally, Yours Truly. Don't have word for myself. I know other members would definitely want to say something.

So these were the members of AIBP.

BAKAR has now completed more than 1.5 years of successful operations. We hope to grow even more despite of our destances and differences. Its our way of keeping in touch and continuing the fun that we used to have during college. We might be getting overloaded with work with each day. Some may have decided decided to pursue higher studies. Others may have shifted jobs. Inspite of all these we hope to continue BAKAR in a bigger way than ever before.

JAI BAKAR!!!!

Friday, May 23, 2008

It can happen to your keyboard

Ere is a poenial leak in your sysem, you know wa, ere is some problem in my keyboard, or raer in my oulook, I am no able o ype some of e alpabes.

Does anyone know wy is is appening, and wa ould be e solution, damn, een deoding is is ery diffiul, as I am no abl o ype wa I wan o L


Has anyone faed is problem before ? and wa ould be e solution ? please elp me

A short note on Bakar

This post is not meant for everyone. There are very few insanes who know what bakar is. Getting into bakar is more difficult than getting in IIM A. Rajat mahajan, IIM A 2008-10 is the best example for this. We just thow him out of bakar. Few words from Pulkit Mittal ( Bakar King) :

Bakar kya hai? Bakar kyo hai? Bakar ko tum seemao mein nahi baandh sakte. Bakar ke ek nahi anek roop hain. Bakar karne ka koi nishchit tarika nahi hai.To phir tum soch rahe honge ki Bakar hai kya?Bakar ek chaupal ki tarah hai jaha baithkar gaanv ke log baatein kiya karte hain.Bakar ek ped hai jiske neeche rahgeer dhooop se bachne ke liye vishraam karte hain.Bakar ek madhyam hai jiske paas hote hue apne najdikiyo ki kami jyada nahi khalti.Bakar woh baarish hai jise paane par sookhi jameen tript ho jati hai.Bakar ek Dropadi hai jiske kafi chahne wale hain.. !!!

Monday, August 20, 2007

SOME REAL INTERESTING FACTS

1. Coca-Cola was originally green.
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2 the most common name in the world is Mohammed.
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3 . The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.
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4 . The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
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5 . There are two credit cards for every person in the United States .
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6. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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7. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!
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8. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath ..
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9. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
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10. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you Sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
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11 . It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
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12 . The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
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13. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to Suppress a sneeze; you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
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14 . Each king in a deck of playing cards represents great king from History. "Spades" - King David; "Clubs" - Alexander the Great; " Hearts" - Charlemagne; "Diamonds" - Julius Caesar.
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15.
11 x 11=121
111 x111=12321
1111x1111=1234321
11111x11111= 123454321
111111x111111= 12345654321
1111111x1111111= 1234567654321
111111111x111111111 =123456787654321
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321
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16. If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has a all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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17 What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Ans. - All invented by women.
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18. Honey - This is the only food that doesn't spoil.
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19. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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20. A snail can sleep for three years.
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21. All polar bears are left handed.
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22. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
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23 . Butterflies taste with their feet.
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24 Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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25 . In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
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26 . On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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27 . Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
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28. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
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29. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
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30. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
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31 . The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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32 Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.
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33. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
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34 . The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
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35. Most lipstick contains fish scales.
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36 . Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different
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37. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.
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