Interesting UNIX

list of some actual "funny" responses from Unix when you mis-enter
"appropriate"

$ cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

$ nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

$ rm God
rm: God nonexistent

$ ar t God
ar: God does not exist

$ ar r God
ar: creating God

$ make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

$ sleep with me
bad character

$ got a light?
No match.

$ man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

$ !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

Source:Dont know

Do you know

BMW - British Motor Works


ISKCON (ISKCON Temple) - International Society for Krishna Consciousness


LOTUS (Lotus Temple) - Light Of Truth Universal Shrine.


AMUL (Amul chocolate etc.) - Anand Milk Union Limited.


ORPAT (Orpat calculators etc.) - Omkarnath Raghubhai PATel (owner of the company)


CIPLA - Chemical Indutrial and Pharmaceuticals LAboratory.


ESPN - Entertainment and Sports Programming Network


CNN - Cable News Network


CNBC - Cable National Broadcasting Corporation


MRF - Madras Rubber Factory


ISBN - International Standard Book Number.


PNR (PNR number in rail and air tickets) - Passenger Name Record.


Q- What does PCO mean in STD/ISD/PCO?


Ans - Public Call Office.


Q - What does ZEN mean in Maruti Zen?


Ans - Zero Engine Noise.


Q - What does T mean in T-series?


Ans - Trishul


Q - What does xp mean in Windows Xp?


Ans - Windows Experience.

Ps:Dont know from where i get this

Be proud about our country.

The Measurement of Time or Time Scale

In Surya Siddhanta, Bhaskaracharya calculated the time taken by the Earth to revolve around the Sun up to the 9th decimal place.
According to Bhaskaracharya's calculation it is

365.258756484 days.

Modern scientist accepted a value of the same time as
365.2596 days.

The difference between the two observations made by ancient Hindu sage Bhaskaracharya (in the 4th century AD) and today' scientists by using super computer (in the 20th century AD) is only 0.00085, i.e., 0.0002 per cent of difference.

The ancient Bharatbhoomi had given the world the idea of the smallest and largest measuring units of Time. In modern time, only Stephen Hockings, Cambridge University Professor of
theoretical physics, had the courage to venture into the abysmal depth of the eternity of Time.

Astonishingly, our ancient sages taught us the following units of time:

Krati =34,000th of a second
Truti =300th of a second
2 Truti =1 Luv
2 Luv = 1 Kshana
30 Kshana =1 Vipal
60 Vipal = 1 Pal
60 Pal = 1 Ghadi (=24 Minutes)
2.5 Ghadi = 1 Hora (=1 Hour)
24 Hora = 1 Divas (1 Day)
7 Divas = 1 Saptah (1 Week)
4 Saptah = 1 Maas (1 Month)
2 Maas = 1 Ritu (1 Season)
6 Ritu = 1 Varsha (1 Year)
100 Varsha = 1 Satabda (1 Century)
10 Shatabda = 1 Saharabda
432 Saharabda = 1Yug(Kali Yuga))
2 Yuga = 1 Dwapar Yuga
3 Yuga = 1 Treta Yuga
4 Yuga = Kruta Yuga
10 Yuga = 1 Maha Yuga (4,320,000)
1000 Maha Yuga = 1 Kalpa
1 Kalpa = 4.32 Billion Years.

Therefore, the lowest was 34,000th of a second known as krati and the highest of the measurement of the Time was known as kalpa, which equalled to 4.32 billion years. Is it not amazing?

The Invention of Decimal System

It was the ancient Bharatbhoomi that gave us the ingenious methods of expressing all the numbers by means of 10 symbols (decimalsystems) invaluable and gorgeous idea that
escaped the genius of Archimedes and Apollonius, two of the greatest Greek philosophers
and mathematician produced by antiquity (100-130BC).

The highest prefix used for raising 10 to the power in today's mathematics is
"D" for 10 raised 30 (for Greek Deca).
While as early as 100 BC Hindu mathematicians had exact names for figures up
to 10 raised to 53.

a. Ekam = 1

b. Dashkam = 10 (10 raised to 1)

c. 1 Shatam = 100 (10 raised to 2)

d. 10 Shatam = 1 Shahashram = 1000 (10 raised to 3)

e. 10 Dash Shahashram = 10,000 (10 raised to 4)

f. Laksha = 100,000 (10 raised to 5)

g. Dash Laksha = 10,00,000 (10 raised to 6)

h. Kotihi = 10, 00, 0000 (10 raised to 7)

i. Ayutam = 100,000,000 (10 raised to 9)

j. Niyutam = 100,000,000,000 (10 raised to 11)

k. Kankaram = 10,000,000,000,000 (10 raised to 13)

l. Vivaram = 10,000,000,000,000,000 (10 raised to 16)

m. Pararadahaa = 10 raised to 17

n. Nivahata = 10 raised to 19

o. Utsangaha = 10 raised to 21

p. Bahulam = 10 raised to 23

q. Naagbaalaha = 10 raised to 25

r. Titlambam = 10 raised to 27

s. Vyavasthaanapragnaptihi = 10 raised to 29

t. Hetuhellam = 10 raised to 31

u. Karahuhu = 10 raised to 33

v. Hetvindreeyam = 10 raised to 35

w. Sampaata Lambhaha = 10 raised to 37

x. Gananaagatihi = 10 raised to 39

y. Niravadyam = 10 raised to 41

z. Mudraabalam = 10 raised to 43

aa. Saraabalam = 10 raised to 45

ab. Vishamagnagatihi = 10 raised to 47

ac. Sarvagnaha = 10 raised to 49

ad. Vibhutangaama = 10 raised to 51

ae. Tallakshanaam = 10 raised to 53

In Anuyogadwar Sutra, written 100 BC, one numeral had been shown to be raised to as high as 10 raised to 140 which is beyond our outmost stretches of imagination.